On Amendment Audits and Beyond...

Say...these Auditors should wear flak vests adorned with the word PRESS on them. My thinking is that they'd be taken much more seriously. Jussayin'. And let's face the reality that it's highly doubtful that any police department is interested in allocating any resources for education of their personnel on such topics as Free Expression including speech. Maybe it oughtta be called FEE speech huh? Why would they? That'd mean less people in the pool to levy heavy upon. Or to ply their trade skills on as that's their "time to shine" as it were, in simile with any line of business it seems. To prove themselves. Although that likely wears off as the years pile up for most I'd guess, especially those not in the promote pipeline, which in some departments may be all but a select few, like the small ones. By the way, cops don't make a lot of arrests as many may believe. Of course that's a very general statement, however, I can say that in a Midwestern city of about 60 or 70k residents a cop typically effects one arrest per day. Professionally, i believe police should be much better trained, paid way more and given considerably greater discretion as triers of fact on the scene. In that, though, rests significantly increased accountability for abuse of such discretion. The thinking is to lower incarceration rates and lessen the potentially adverse downstream and likely permanent economic and non-economic detriment to "offenders." I've heard that the only difference between a police officer and a career criminal is one mistake. And that a disturbing number of 👮‍♂️ abuse their wives. Or husbands. Reminds me of an occasion in Florida 20 years back when I taken to jail for resisting arrest shortly after my ex-wife, a flight attendant for United Airlines, was booked and jailed again for the 3rd time, and a female inmate said, "cant handle your woman or what" as we were boarding the van to go to court. No idea who it was, how she knew who I was or knew my wife. The only reason it didn't show up on her background check during the hiring process was because she was first locked up for Domestic Battery just after UAL conducted the check. And they don't recheck periodically and employees often live in separate states and commute. There were two additional arrests in a different county too and all three were caused by demon alcohol. Timing is the only thing that saved her saggy drunk violence prone ass from never attending any more flights. I'll close by mentioning that the judge in the first case she caught asked me if I was injured and when I said no, he asked me, "then why did you press charges" and dismissed the case. All I did was dial the non emergency number and asked if someone would come and talk to her. So someone did and when she told him exactly what happened, the officer cuffed and stuffed her, carted her off to jail where she could sober up and explain herself to the judge. That's not how it played out, though, as I've just explained. Both of the other times she was also very drunk and belligerent; calling 911 both times and hanging up. And both times a unit was dispatched. And both times when asked she told the officer responding exactly what she did which was hit me with a broom and attack me with kitchen knives which I had to bury in the front yard so worse shit wouldn't go down than just cutting my flight jacket. And both times she was given a free ride to county lockup. One time they put her in isolation on the Medical side in just a paper frock on suicide watch; later calling me, angrier than a wet hen blaming me for it saying she was suicidal. Well, you dumb drunk demonic bitch, two days ago you were in the damn expensive care unit after ingesting the entire bottle of Xanax. Well, all but the ones your son wasn't able to dig outchyer big mouth with his hand while he pinned you to the wall telling you to get ahold of yourself and calm the fuck down. As if 30mg of Xannies gonna do it! Or however many ended up in her cold blooded being. Not enough I know that. I'm so mean. Oh if you only knew. Oh, I was gonna add that someone just prior to me testifying against her in court the next day ostensibly admonished that "we don't do things like that around here!" Go figure. Well, that's enough for now and remember, when life deals you 🍋 🍋 🍋, order tequila and some salt.

Note: Sadly, America's justice system is a racket and, in fact, works exactly the same as any entity engaged in racketeering and corruption does. Seriously, research it yourself. Goodnight.