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Protocol ya'll, in a slow Southern draaaawlly kyna soul saving sappy southern sumpthin' such as man thaaat's a whole bunch o' esses Al     Al!     Yo Alan! Pregnant pause of 20 fucking god damn weeks OIC. Huh. Okie dokie. Or is it partial birth abortions or growing stem cells for a simple dimple ratt and tinsel towne god damn it you know yo don't know annnnd thaaat's a NO GO. No go checklist confirm pneumatic brake handle ahhhhh what the huh? LOL. Pilot humour is all I can conjure up on the spot sir, but, and the truth yep, comes after the butt annnnd I'm not gonna beat around the Bush's anymore Kenny Bunk Porter Goss God Dammit begin again Bennigan and add an apostrophe ess now esso see how I'm just simply making meaning-free strings of cheese worms? {Courtesy Laughs Welcome Here Duhhhh....WTF} Explaindermints, oh dear Lord of War or War Lord(s) now, describe how you you'd process all the novel emotions in motion in yer ocean maaan too bad I don't have seat at the table cuz I've tried to speak up and out all my life and all I fucking saw is a window. All my career as a pilot when I looked to my left I saw another uniform. Once I made Captain then every time I'd look to my left all I saw was a window. 

Local Time is 1:17:21 Uno and seisentia y veinte God Damn Uno AGAIN? Como mierda mutha fucka no mas that's twice. Pendeyyyyjo pendejo padre hombre baaad baaad hombres straight outta insane asylums, mental institutions and prolly outta wherever Megyn bleeds from huh Donald. Senator Momma from a lotta Tromma gonna just let her weather on the vino de politico don't answer that dickhead. Disposable Dixie Democrat damn somebody get me a.....